In the Manchester Evening News we have an article about a pamphlet created at taxpayer expense that will cure the social ills befalling the local youth. Because the parents of hoodlums are known to be suffering from a lack of good information.


So…spend a small fortune (£5,000 ) on a pamphlet that will end up in a cupboard in a social services office, unseen for the next 20 years, or tossed in the bin as soon as its received in hand by said parents…But at least they did something….hmmmm…
Apparently this pamphlet was assembled of valuable little known gems of the parenting trade that they otherwise wouldn’t be aware of such as (I kid you not); “give your child love and affection“, or how about “Eat your vegetables, and eat meals with your children. Let them see you eating your veg” , along with 8 other previously unknown and rare jewels of wisdom, that the parents of the Manchhester criminal class will feel compelled to call the toll free(but taxpayer paid) number to request in order to, in a fit of revelation—absorb the lessons contained therein and become, along with their numerous progeny—productive rates paying members of Labour society.
I’ll wait for the flying pigs to pass by first.

Bookmark It

Hide Sites